Mom needs a break joke
Here is a joke about a mom needing a break:
A mom is talking to her friend on the phone and says, "I'm so exhausted, I feel like I've been running a marathon every day for the past month.
I just need a break."
Her friend asks, "Well, have you tried taking a break?"
The mom replies, "I wish I could, but my kids keep trying to hand me the baton."